Spiv Owls
Black markets owls from WWII for some reason.
Lightfingered Blunkett
I like Blunkett.
Greetings From Vatican City
"John Paul Who?" asks the new pope.
Dog On A Bike
Imagine the run-up this jump would require.

Bouncing Boris
I dunno. It's Boris, innit.
Giant Dog Spotted Floating Over London
No idea. Probably best not to ask.
Panda Car
An appalling pun. I'm sorry.
This is the large version of the one I posted on b3ta, so you can see the detail. Optimising is a sod.
Furtive Plays Waterpolo
He'll nick anything.
Classic Photo Lies
Ali vs Liston
Sexypot Time
It's Amy Winehouse again. "Braaaaiiiiins"
Entente Cordiale
Nicholas and Gordon's special relationship.
Going a bit too far.
The Twat In The Hat
I "love" Jamiroquai
Canker!!! He'll give you f**ckin' Canker!
Prince Phillip responds to an erroneous news article.