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100% Kitten
b3ta boarder 100% kitten.
She asked, I'm easy.
Dubya Bush and his banjo.
Charlie Boy Windsor He's got some plates for sale, the cheeky scamp.
Cheap As Chips Ladies, come look at my antique clock. Dickinson. Love God.
Count Rolf Count Rolf of Harris out and about at Halloween.
Duck Lips It's old trout lips herself, the lovely Leslie Ash. With a monkey thing.
Dukes Of Westminster Tony and The Fat Lad.
Gaz does Kylie Supergrass frontman in pert bum shocker. "Tonight Matthew, I should feel so lucky, lucky lucky lucky."
Little Thom Yorke Radiohead singer mounts otter.
McCrirrick's Hat Mad racing pundit butchers endangered species for millinery purposes.
Murder On The Dancefloor Justice is served, as the cat-faced pop tart comes a cropper. Hurrah!
Sophie Ellis Bextor, now that she's not famous
Fat Barry White The real "Big Brother", gawd bless 'im. Mmmmmmmm, baybeeeeeee.
Rossi Does Spears Oh, Francis.....Far more sordid than it sounds.
Saddam's Victory BBQ I prefered it when he grew the beard myself, but fair play, very 70's porn star as it is.
Sir Patrick Moore It's party time, and everyone's favourite astronomer shouts "Uranus!" a lot
Witchy Not Ozzy Osbourne at all. It's b3ta chap and generous webhost Witchy, honest.
Wogan's Wig He's off to San Francisco for his holidays this year.
(This won one of the weekly b3ta competitions it did)
Base Jumping With Minogue
Little Kylie, Smiley, Smiley, Splat.
Mr T
A very sordid thing with udders and milk references.
Angelina Jolie
It's a b3ta joke about sharks and helicopters.
Basically an excuse to draw norks and pouty lips.
Jamie Oliver
Fat headed celebrity chef. Cooks things for schoolkids or something.
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Bloodyshambles
Taxi for Pete.
Tit.
Rooney
*Sigh*
Out once again with dignity.
The Hoff
He's getting on a bit, but that lets him get a new set of teeth.
Once again, this took far too long. The "joke" took as long as the caricature. That's not right.
The Life and Times Of Doctor Who's Former Companions
First in an occasional series
(5 year b3ta anniversary picture)
Billie Piper 2
A train, a squirrel, Billie Piper, and a bikini.
No idea. I'd probably had a few.