No1: Celine Dion-Cobain The bastard offspring of one Miss Celine Dion, and a Mister Kurt Cobain (deceased).
No1. Always a proud moment.
For a competition of some sorts I seem to remember.

No2: David Bowie's New Image
Bowie's latest image makeover was not a success.
The things you do late at night after a few bottles.
Standards weren't as high then, what can I say.

No3: John McCrirrick - Cat Eater He's a nutcase.
He eats kittens.
And wears a hat.
The swine.

No4: Rossi Does Spears
The Quo legend himself, attempting to appeal to the Radio 1 generation.
Dirty Get.

No5: Count Rolf Of Harris
Can you tell what it is yet?
Did it for a happy halloween greeting, this one. In the days when we chatted on the board. *Sniff*

No6: Murder On The Dancefloor
The cat-faced pop princess feels the icy cold glove of justice. Or something like that.

No7: The Devious Cow
No, not Posh Spice, but George the cow. Who's devious. And not very good at cards.
Competition entry if I remember right.

No8: The Reverend Gus
Don't talk during the sermon.

No9: Squirrel Tweaker
Despite Mr Squirrel's fearsome reputation, Gerry just couldn't resist twirling that luxuriant moustache.

No10: Cute and Fluffy
Awwwwww, bless.
Kill it.

No11: Bull Popper
Ran out of ideas and posted something random. Eeek.

No12: The Archbishop's Sermon
God was bored one Easter.
Very popular this one. It's the feet.

No13: Flying Nuns
What nuns do on their day off.
Competition entry about nuns.

No14: Elvis 3000
Of course he looks different. He's been in hiding for years.
3000 posts special edition version

No15: Dickinson - Love God
The orange lothario himself.

No16: Popular Bird
No idea. None at all.

No17: The Screaming Woo-Yay Owl
I was probably drunk.

No18: Damn Penguins
The last thing Sir Ranulph Fiennes will ever see.
Unless it's a speeding bus of course.

No19: Wogan's Wig
I..... I want to take you to a gaaaay baaaar.
Compo winner. *beams*

No20: A Life On The Open Sea
Gerald loved the life at sea.
And a good rough shag.
Pipe reference.

No21: 1 Year Old
Birthday time.

No22: Mr Blair
He's calm and relaxed and showing no signs of stress.

No23: A Hole In Someone
Fore!

No24: Dog Shades
Dog's have really bad eyesight, and no fashion sense either.

No25: Gertrude Crashes Again
She's gonna get a ticket.

No26: The Queen's Peach
Its Christmas, and time to settle down and watch the Queen's peach on the telly

No27: New Years Day
It's the same every year isn't it?

No28: The Dukes Of Westminster
Just the good ol' boys.

No29: On A Motorway Near Madrid
Posh comes a cropper
This was topical once, though not when I eventually got around to it

No30: Here Be Dragons
No, not the slug thing out of Monsters Inc., though I can see the resemblence now it's been mentioned.

No31: Blessed Be
Young Brian was a strange child, but he knew he was destined for greatness

No32: Base Jumping With Minogue
The perky-bottomed pop princess stars in the first of a short-lived series.

No33: Pope Hopper
Fun and games in Romes Gemelli Hospital for Pope John Paul II
Well, he was alive then

No34: Mr T
He's gone too far with this milk thing really.
This took weeks and weeks and weeks, off and on of course.
Turned out nice though

No35: The Future Of Basketball
No idea.

No36: Up Up and Away
Jamie Oliver's over-inflated head.

No37: Bloodyshambles
Taxi for Pete.
Talentless druggy victim.

No38: BBC Wheelchairs
And now on BBC One.
This is probably one of my all time favourites, and as usual, happened by chance.

No39: Amy Minghouse
It's the eye makeup you know.
This wasn't really finished, but I was going out and the compo was running out on b3ta, so I chucked it in.

No40: A Squirrel With Tits On A Spacehopper™
It's a bouncy squit.
Sometimes you just have to make the picture your
heart tells you to.